Get ready for some pure, unadulterated quirkiness with the "I'd Rather Be Reading a Bumper Sticker (I Envy You)" bumper sticker by Crunchmouth Designs.

It's the kind of sticker that makes you laugh, shake your head, and maybe even share a goofy grin with someone in traffic. Made with top-notch materials, this sticker won't back down in the face of rain, sun, or even a bad dad joke. It's built to last, just like the groans it's bound to spark.

Orders ship next business day via USPS
  • Standard (Economy) Shipping (default method): mailed in envelope with postage stamp(s); tracking not included = FREE
    • Delivery estimate: 3-7 business days
Need it quicker, with tracking? Please contact us before placing your order.
  • First Class (Standard) Shipping: shipped in bubble mailer; includes tracking = $4.49
    • Delivery estimate: 3-5 business days
  • Priority (Expedited): includes tracking = $7.99
    • Delivery estimate: 2-4 business days

Sorry No International Shipping

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